Calling all the fading stars, business opportunity, another catastrophe, another 40,000 succumbed to mother nature, another opportunity for you to sing a song or paint a picture or whatever you used to be good at, and not anymore.
Where, where, where ???.
Pakistan !
Err…. But aren’t they our enemy, isn’t it where terrorists hail from??.
But the poor women and children.
Err….. But… you see, Tsunami was cool stuff to do, firstly because it was a cool word, oohh “TSUNAMI” – the Japanese must be a cool language. Secondly, it was our holiday locations that was washed away. We must help people over there reconstruct if we need cheap holidays under the sun. Thirdly, The world had seen it on T.V. as some tourists had their vacation cameras on, and means more coverage. Some say that these vid’s were rated just below the twin towers. And besides, there is nothing cool about this earthquake, well unless these people make some kind of fancy wristband like the white one I had…… what was it for anyway !??…aaahh, fuck that…i can’t even remember!
Hmmmm….. true, we should wait for a cooler tragic oppertunity.